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SizeGenetics: Week 8

I think PE is skewing my perceptions of reality.

I was talking to a friend. He was telling me about this anthropology class that he’s taking. He’s majoring in anthro, so he gets to take really specific classes. This one was about tribal Africa. He was telling me that in certain regions of Africa, tribesmen would attach weights and hoops to their penis to make them stretch. A photo was shown of a man with a penis that appeared to be over a foot-long. Flaccid.

And what was my first reaction?

A tinge of jealousy. Just a little, before I realized how gross that would be. But yes, for a second, I was like, “I want that!!”

I think it’s important for those of us on this journey to try and not lose perspective. When we are young (and I am young), it is easy to focus on insecurities, and make them into enormous problems. And I am told (for I am young), that adults do this as well. Personally, I’m always amazed when grown men, my teachers even, go into the men’s stalls and can’t pee in front of other people. After all, a penis is not that important. A larger penis will not improve your quality of life, it will not help you make more friends, and it will only improve your sex life if you are already capable of getting women to see your penis.

So why are we all so obsessed, sitting in our rooms with lotion, pill bottles, and measuring tape? I’m not really sure. For me, I just like the idea of having a bigger penis. I’m not a tall man, and I’ve never been particularly strong or athletic. I sing, and although I sing well, I am a tenor. That means, of course, that I have kind of a high voice. I am quite hairy, but not disgustingly so. Essentially, I’m just trying to say that I am not the pinnacle of manliness. And I am fine with that. Truly. But I still want a bigger penis. I still fantasize about it, wear the Andro-Penis, and take my pills three time a day.

I think I have a point to all of this. When I wear the Andro-Penis, I generally don’t wear it when I’m hanging around people. I might wear it to class, but definitely not out to lunch with my friends. I never put the device first. If I have the option of being with real people, or getting in an extra action-packed hour of stretching, I go for option A. I think that’s important. Don’t make PE the focus of your day, or life. It may seem really important, but in the grand scheme of things, there’s way better things to do with your time.

All that being said, my penis grew and I was excited as hell.

Week 8 Length (Erect): 5.89 inches (14.9 cm)
Week 8 Girth (Erect): 5.42 inches (13.8 cm)

SizeGenetics: Week 7

So there is a very distinct disadvantage to the device that had not really occurred to me. This may not be a problem for everyone, so don’t get alarmed. But essentially, if you are having tons of sex, it’s really not possible to wear the device. Last weekend I came home. I go to college, my girlfriend lives in my hometown. I hadn’t seen her in two weeks. And, as to be expected, we had a ridiculous amount of sex. I’m not trying to brag, I’m just making this point clear.

Now, again, let’s be honest. If you’ve ever had the opportunity to have lots of sex, generally things start to become a little less enjoyable after about the 3rd or 4th time. Muscles get tired, flesh gets sore, that kind of thing. I may be young, but I am only human. Under normal circumstances, however, I can have lots of sex one day, and then do it all over again the second day. This, however, was not the case this weekend. I wore the device on Thursday, had lots of sex on Friday, and could barely move my penis on Saturday.

I’m exaggerating a little, to be sure. But the Andro-Penis does make your penis tired. Of course it does; it’s the equivalent of pulling on your penis for several hours in a day. Although they say it is best to stretch before exercising, I’m not sure this applies to your penis. By the end of the first day, I was sore, tired, and a little used up. And I sure as hell didn’t feel like strapping the device on.

There are a lot of reasons why this could have happened. I hadn’t done anything for two weeks, and then I had crazy sex for six hours straight. That would tire anyone. But, in the past, I’ve always been able to bounce back immediately. And you would think that, what with taking 3 Pro-solution Pills a day, I would be virile as hell. Maybe I’m just getting old. I am 19; maybe I hit my prime when I was 18 and I didn’t know it. But I don’t think so.

Also, if you do happen to be fooling around a lot, there simply is no time to wear the mighty Andro-Penis. I mean, even if you were comfortably married and blissful, I doubt your wife would let you wear the device in between foreplay. And since the device can’t be worn while sleeping, this could present a problem for seriously active people. To be honest, I’m not sure what I will do when I get out of school. If I’m still on the program, and dating my girlfriend, I have no idea when I’ll be able to make the time to wear the device.

Essentially, what this means is that this program was not really designed for people that are getting laid consistently. After all, if you were totally content with your sex life, you probably wouldn’t want to make your penis bigger. For me, I am fairly content with my sex life. I really just want a bigger penis because I want one, and because I think my girlfriend would like it more. Not because I expect to get laid more often.

Week 7 Length (Erect): 5.78 inches (14.7 cm)
Week 7 Girth (Erect): 5.37 inches (13.6 cm)

SizeGenetics: Week 6

So I was almost discovered. As I believe I said earlier, I have told no one about what is going on inside my pants. No one knows about the pills, no one knows about the exercises, and no one has any idea about the Andro-Penis. But if I’m not more careful, I could be exposed. Earlier this week I was carrying the device around in my pocket, either because I had just taken it off, or because I was going to be putting it on again soon. At some point it fell out of my pocket without my knowledge. My roommate later came to the room, and an exchange that went something like the following occurred:

“What’s this on the floor?” asked Mike, the ever-suspicious roommate.

“Umm... I dunno (stalling for time)... OH it’s a guitar thing,” I explained, and then quickly kicked the device on the bed.

“Why? What did you think it was?” I asked nervously.

“Uh... well I thought for a second... never mind,” said Mike.

After all, the device is really odd looking. If I just saw it lying on the floor, I wouldn’t know what to make of it. But, if I thought really hard about it, it might occur to me what it could be used for. So it’s very possible that he knows, or at least suspects.

And I guess that’s not terrible. I feel that, as a fellow male, he would probably understand. But he’s not nearly as sexually-active as I am (that’s my nice way of saying he’s kind of ugly), so I’m not sure he feels the same kind of pressures I do. And to be honest, it’s really just not a conversation I’m looking forward to having. I mean, one time he caught me looking at porn (my pants were up, relax), and it was awkward for a couple of weeks.

What’s really going on is that I’ve just become completely used to the device. I’ve been wearing it a lot, using the moisturizer, and I’ve been totally fine. I’ve worn it to class on more than a few occasions, and I’m really quite pleased about everything. The device itself is pretty long now, and I think I should start to see some more substantial increases. I just like to look at my self when I’m wearing the device, and think about how great it’s gonna be when this is all over. That may sound kind of odd, but I’m just very excited.

But as a result of this, I’ve grown careless. Since I no longer think about the device as much, I keep forgetting that other people would be uncomfortable with the idea. I left the device out, I’ve put the skin lotion bottle on my dresser (that’s raised some eyebrows), and occasionally I’ve even left the pill bottles out in my room (don’t worry too much, I’ve put them in bottles that are unmarked). I just need to start being more careful.

Week 6 Length (Erect): 5.78 inches (14.7 cm)
Week 6 Girth (Erect): 5.37 inches (13.6 cm)

SizeGenetics: Week 5

So my girlfriend says to me, “I think you’ve gotten bigger.”

Stunned expression on my face.

“Well...uh...I dunno”

“Yes, yes, you definitely have,” she finishes triumphantly.

What! What! Fantastic!! Now, did this conversation happen because I’ve experienced some drastic growth? Did it happen because my girlfriend has secretly hated the size of my penis for the past year, and is finally glad to see some improvement?!? No, it probably happened, because, not to brag, she sees my penis a lot. She probably sees my penis erect almost as much as I do. But even so, I was very, very pleased.

But if she’s noticed, why haven’t I? I realize now the follies of using an imprecise measurement tool. The measuring tape I was using had big, widely spaced lines measuring only in quarter inches. And naturally, being a male, I rounded up on my measurements. Whatever, you would have done the same. So I’ve probably been growing slowly for a few weeks now, and now that I’ve bought new, more finely tuned measuring tape, I can give everyone more exact figures.

I also think what she’s really noticed is that my penis has become more...substantial. Not just more girthy, but more weighty and full. I attribute this entirely to jelqing and taking pills. I’ve taken a really shining to the jelqs, and I really like doing them. They always make me feel like I’m actually accomplishing something. I used to lift weights, and jelqing gives me the same kind of satisfaction.

Now that my program is really starting to work, I’m beginning to look at other areas of my life. I’m not fat, at all, but I’m really average. And since I’m doing all this work on my penis, I figured I should start paying attention to the rest of my body too. So I’ve start running, albeit sparsely, and doing situps. When I get back to school, I’ll use the weight equipment in my dorm as well. It’s great that PE is going help me improve all aspects of my life, not just my penis.

So obviously, right now I’m pretty excited. I’ve been wearing the device more, and with little to no discomfort. I think I really just needed to clear an initial hurdle. I’m really excited for the coming months, and I’ve even set a goal for my self. I’ve decided that I won’t stop wearing the mighty Andro-Penis until I measure at least a full 7 inches, regardless of how long it takes me. They’ll bury me with it on if it takes that long.

Week 5 Length (Erect): 5.78 inches (14.7 cm)
Week 5 Girth (Erect): 5.37 inches (13.6 cm)

SizeGenetics: Week 4

This week has gone swimmingly. All of my earlier pains are completely gone, and, although I still have made no gains, I’m feeling great about my program. The pamphlet that came with the device said that most people don’t experience gains until the second month, so I’m totally comfortable with where I am. I’m still doing a reduced program (around 5 hours a day), but I think I’m going to try and slowly increase that, and see what happens. I’ve also added another layer of padding between my member and the device, to decrease skin irritation even more.

I feel really enthusiastic about my program right now, and I think that’s important. For a long time, I kept feeling really weird about what I was doing. I mean, yeah, every guy wants a bigger penis. But how many people would be willing to strap the Andro-Penis to their johnson every day for multiple hours? I haven’t told any of my friends, and I certainly haven’t told my girlfriend. I guess, to be honest, I am a little ashamed of what I am doing. But now at least I feel more comfortable with the idea of it. I still don’t want anyone to know about what’s going on in my pants, but I’ve at least stopped judging myself.

Despite my excitement, sometimes it’s hard to justify what I am doing. I currently seem to have a surplus of free time, so I am able to wear the device frequently without been seen. However, now that I’ve become more comfortable with it, I’ve been trying to wear it out. I took it to the mall, I’ve taken it out to eat, and I almost went to church with it. I had a busy Saturday, and I spent all day running errands and hanging out with friends. I was so busy that I didn’t have a chance to wear the device. Until, of course, night fell, and we were ready to go to services. I strapped it on, climbed into the backseat of my mother’s Nissan, and went to church. But once I got there, I just couldn’t do it. I’m not particularly religious, but it just felt wrong to be wearing the Andro-Penis in a house of god.

I can’t wait until things start to happen. It’s funny; initially I wasn’t really that excited or optimistic, but now, I practically feel giddy. I’m pretty much banking on experiencing gains next week, or the following week, and once my penis begins to grow, it shouldn’t stop for a while. The interesting thing about the Andro-Penis is that it is designed to take longer, and be used for a longer period of time than most programs. For example, Pro-Solution recommends buying a 3-4 month supply of their pills to achieve maximum results. Size Genetics, the makers of the Andro-Penis, recommend anywhere from 4-6 months, with gains peaking at around 3-4 months. So once I start growing, it should be a long, and exciting ride.

Week 4 Length (Erect): 5.75 inches (14.6 cm)
Week 4 Girth (Erect): 5.25 inches (13.3 cm)

SizeGenetics: Week 3

This week was distinctly better. I think I’m really clear now on exactly how my program is going to proceed. The week started off on a low; my penis was a little sore, and irritated. So I took a day off, re-read the instruction book, and went to the Penis Health website. I spent an hour or so just looking at all of the different exercises and techniques. Now, I’m doing kind of an PE sampler-platter program. I’m going to wear the device for around 5 hours a day, do light exercises regularly, and use copious amounts of moisturizer on my genitals.

I have dry skin. I have dandruff on my scalp and under my thick Italian eyebrows. During winter, I’m probably the only white person I know that can pull off the term “ashy.” So what I’ve discovered is that in order for my program to work, I need to keep my penis freshly lubricated. My very tissues were getting irritated and inflamed, simply because of the constant contact. After all, mid-last week, I was wearing the Andro-Penis for 8-9 hours a day. When was the last time you touched yourself for that long? I think that the mere presence of the device had been irritating my skin, and now that I’ve cut back a little bit, and started using creams, everything has been peachy.

So what does that mean in the long run? Well, really nothing. It just means that it’s going to take me a little longer to achieve results. At first, this was kind of a sobering thought. I want a bigger penis, and I want it now. I’m already getting a little bored, and sometimes I’m noticing that I feel reluctant to wear the device. But really, the more I think about it, the more this makes sense. I’m young, I’ve got time, and there’s no sense in rushing things. After all, I’m going to have my penis my whole life; what do I care if it takes a little longer for it to grow? And I would kill myself if something went wrong. Since I am young, this would be pretty difficult to explain to women. How am I gonna tell some sorority girl that we can’t fool around cause I damaged my penis using a traction device? It’s much better to just slow down a little bit, and be patient. In the end, I should still achieve the same amount of growth.

I feel really good about my program now. I haven’t made any gains yet, but I do feel like my penis overall is heavier, healthier, and a little more flexible. I’ve also noticed that sex has been a little better lately, because I have more control over when I climax. In the past, I never had sex for more than fifteen or twenty minutes at one time. But now that I’m definitely going for a lot longer, which my girlfriend really appreciates. I would really like a little size increase, though.  Just any kind of tangible success would really be appreciated now. But I don’t think that this is the kind of thing that you pray for, so I guess I’ll just have to wait and see.

Week 3 Length (Erect): 5.75 inches (14.6 cm)
Week 3 Girth (Erect): 5.25 inches (13.3 cm)

SizeGenetics: Week 2

This week was probably the worst week I’ll ever have on this program. As I mentioned earlier, the Andro-Penis has to be worn in stages, so your body can build up strength and elasticity. The first day the device should be worn for 3 hours, and taken on and off about 10 times. This is to ensure comfort, and to make sure the user can properly attach the device. The device is then worn every day for three hours for the next five days, and then a .2 cm piece is added. The Andro-Penis works on the principle of traction: increase the force, and you increase the size of the penis. So in order for this to work, the force needs to be increased continuously. This is accomplished by attaching small disks of various sizes, which in turn makes the device longer. The longer the device is, the farther it stretches your penis, and the greater your penis will grow. These disks are added at constant intervals, starting from your base size. The Andro-Penis has an initial length of 9 cm, however, not everyone starts wearing the device at 9 cm. The initial size is determined by measuring the size of the erect penis, and then subtracting 4 centimeters from it. In my case, the equation would look like this:

14.6 – 4.00 = 10.6

So I was supposed to increase the length of the device to 10.6 cm. However, being that I was, and still am I, a little nervous about having a stretching device attached to my penis, I only increased the device size to 10 cm. I didn’t have to use the .2 cm pieces to do this; the pieces come in a variety of sizes, from .5 up. It’s very easy and simple to attach new pieces. They are designed like miniature screws, and only require a slight turn to insert.

At this point I am now completely done with the initial period, and have begun the regular cycle. That means that the device should be worn from 7-9 hours per day, and that a new, .2 cm piece should be added every week. The pamphlet stresses that, as the program goes on, it becomes even more important to take rest periods when wearing the device. This is because the Andro-Penis will eventually grow much large than my actual penis, which I find a little depressing.

Right now, I’m having a lot of difficulties. My skin is really irritated from constantly being pulled and touched. I’ve been using moisturizers, and that seems to be helping a bit. The device also keeps falling off, which can be quite painful. As it falls off, it begins to squeeze the very tip of the head...which sucks, to be blunt. If I’m sleeping, sometimes I’ll wake up in pain, remove the device, and panic about its whereabouts in the morning. So lately, I’ve just been trying to wear it while I’m awake, and remove it frequently. It’s difficult, but not impossible.

Week 2 Length (Erect): 5.75 inches (14.6 cm)
Week 2 Girth (Erect): 5.25 inches (13.3 cm)

SizeGenetics: What comes in the box?

What's inside the box when you receive it from the Size Genetics folks? Take a look...

This package contains everything. It is firmly sealed, and completely normal-looking. I had it delivered to the front desk of my dorm, and no one suspected a thing.

This is a photo of the box that contains the kit, and the pills. The box is unimportant, but the pills are a necessity. Each Size Genetics kit comes with 2 bottles of ProSolution Pills, and 1 bottle of Volumizer pills. I just wish there was some to remove the labels; both bottles are adorned with a picture of a virile man and his woman. Hardly nondescript.

I have issues with this box. This box is supposed to be the “storage case” for the Andro-Penis. I find it to be a little cumbersome and cheaply made. Even worse, it is emblazoned with the logo “ANDRO-PENIS” on the cover. Again, these people seem to have no sense of modesty.

This photos shows the inside of the box. On the far left lies the unassembled pieces of the Andro-Penis. The far right contains padding, and the instruction booklet and cd are in the back of the box.

This is a picture of the booklet, with the CD. I find the CD to be useless. It is mostly geared towards promotion, and it’s a little odd that it’s included in the package at all.

This lovely photo shows a close-up of the instruction booklet. The booklet is invaluable, and should be read thoroughly. The instructions are actually quite short, but the book is large because the directions are translated into several languages.

SizeGenetics: Week 1

The first week did not exactly go swimmingly. As I mentioned in my last entry, I am using the Size Genetics bundle, which involves a traction device. This futuristic machine is aptly named the “Andro-Penis,” and is as fun as its name suggests. Basically, the device consists of three main parts: a plastic ring that fits around the base of your penis (or the glans, as they refer to it), another piece of plastic and metal that attaches to the tip, and a silicon band that connects the whole thing. It’s confusing, and it took me the better part of the first day to really figure it out. I’m still not entirely sure how it works, but essentially, it stretches the penis. This is really not for amateurs, and they stress multiple times in the handbook that side effects are possible, but only if the device is used incorrectly. It’s definitely a little intimidating.

The Size Genetics bundle itself contains a lot of stuff. There is, of course, the mighty Andro-Penis. This comes in a wonderful wooden box, in case you wish to display your penis-lengthening device upon your mantle. The package also contains two bottles of ProSolution pills, and one bottle of Volumizer. The ProSolution pills are designed to increase the speed of the process, and the Volumizer is for increasing the amount of semen that your body produces (btw, I think the latter is already working!). Personally, I keep the wooden box hidden away from the prying eyes of my roommate, and hide both the pills and the device in my underwear drawer. The box also contains a manual for using the device, which although helpful, is very brief. The manual is mostly useful for describing how often the device should be worn.

The first week is called the “adaptation period,” because the device is only meant to be worn a couple of hours a day. This is so the muscles can get used to the new tension that is being applied to them without fear of damage. The first day went fine. My roommate had gone home for the day, so I was free to waltz around the room naked while wearing the device. It looks ridiculous. Try to imagine seeing someone that’s just been paralyzed, and is wearing a neck brace. Now replace that person’s head with a penis, and you can imagine what the inside of my boxers look like now. The following day I decided to wear the device outside of the room to see if I could be comfortable with the idea. I wasn’t.

I am an obsessive person. It’s not a personality fault; it just means that occasionally, I am a little too intense about things. When I start dating a girl, I obsess, we hang out a lot, and then I get bored. When I write, (I write, that’s kind-of-what-I-do), I write for hours without pause. And at the moment, I am obsessed with my penis. I know that sounds silly, but throughout the day I keep looking at it, touching it, and thinking about how great it will be. So when I wore the device to my morning class on the second day, I couldn’t concentrate. At all. All I could do was imagine what the device was doing, and how cool it would be to have a great penis. I couldn’t stop thinking about lunch, because then I take could the next round of ProSolution Pills. I left class early, and decided that I would just try and wear the device whenever I was alone, or sleeping.

The pamphlet that came with the device says that the Andro-Penis needs to be removed every few hours so the tissues can relax. Only a minute or two of rest is required, but the pamphlet stresses the importance of these rest periods. This essentially means that, unless, you are a light sleeper such as myself, the device cannot be worn to bed. I have been wearing it to bed, and when I wake up with pains (because believe me, they are not kidding about the rest periods), I remove the device for a few minutes, get a drink of water, and then go back to sleep. So far, this usually only happens once or twice a night. I figure I’m okay with that, as long as I’m not doing any damage. It’s a lot easier than wearing it to classes.

Week 1 Length (Erect): 5.75 inches (14.6 cm)
Week 1 Girth (Erect): 5.25 inches (13.3 cm)

SizeGenetics: Introduction

“Sometimes, you’re bigger, and I don’t know why. I like it though, because it makes me feel like I’m doing a better job. And it feels better.”
—My Girlfriend

True story:  when I was around 14 years old, I tried to enlarge my penis.  It sounds ridiculous now; after all, I was probably still going through puberty.  I found some website that said that exercises were the way to go, and I got really excited.  I didn’t have a credit card, and I sure as hell couldn’t ask my mother for hers.  So I actually snuck down to the nearest corner mailbox (of course I couldn’t use ours), and mailed a letter containing forty dollars that I earned cutting grass.  A few months later, the website contacted me, and I was in.

I don’t think I was particularly small then; to be honest, I think I’m about as big now as I was then.  But I was really insecure about it.  I was the guy that had to pee in the stall in men’s bathrooms, sometimes even waiting until everyone had left.  Laughing nervously at penis jokes, I would always think, “Do they know?  Doesn’t everyone know?”  So I began those exercises with the hopes of changing my body, and overcoming my fears.  But I stopped after a few unenthusiastic weeks, and resolved to wait until I was older.  Ahh, the follies of youth. 

So who am I now?  My name is Anthony, and I’m a 19-year-old college student living in rural Ohio.  I still want a bigger penis, although I no longer feel insecure about it.  I don’t have any problems getting laid, and generally girls seem to like it.  But honestly, I think every man deserves to hear at least once in his life, “Oh my god, how am I supposed to put that in my mouth?!?”  It could never be bad to have a larger penis.  I’ve been with my girlfriend for almost a year now, and it’s clear to me that she enjoys our sex.  But sometimes, I feel that I could be doing a better job if I had a little more to work with.  And now, I have the means to.

I think it’s important for everyone to know that I’m not some shy, introverted sex perv.  I’m a regular guy who simply wants to have a bigger penis.  I do think it’s possible I like sex more than the average man.  I mean if this goes well enough, I’m actually considering a foray into porn.  I don’t know, I mean, I don’t know, probably not, but maybe.  I suppose I’d really just like to have the option.  It would just be fantastic to be fifty years old and to be able to look at a video of yourself banging some starlet.  I do really enjoy sex, and I’ve had the pleasure of being able to do it a lot.  But I think with a bigger penis, it’ll be even more fun.  I’ve actually been complemented on it before, and I figure once its bigger girls will like it even more.  To me, it’s not so much about how I perceive myself.  I’m really far more concerned with how woman look at me.

My program will involve using the SizeGenetics kit, which involves a traction device, exercises, and ProSolution Pills.  It’s kind of like the be-all end-all of PE.  So stay tuned.

Initial Length (Erect): 5.75 inches (14.6 cm)
Initial Girth (Erect): 5.25 inches (13.3 cm)