Come Together

Three recent news items caught my eye...

First it's National Orgasm Week in the UK. Awesome! Those "stuffy prudish Brits" should come all week long (tongue firmly planted in cheek, I love Brits, especially British women... mmm, those accents just give me goosebumps)!

Which leads to the second story... The more a man ejaculates, the higher the quality of sperm. That's right, if you're trying for a baby, it's better to masturbate and keep those boys fresh than to abstain and save it up. What you lose in volume you make up in quality.

And finally, if you don't have a lover and are tired of your own hand, you can always cuddle up to your cozy robot. Well, maybe in the year 2050. At least that's what some people say.