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SizeGenetics: Week 16: Conclusion

So I’m back home now. School’s out, and I’m once again living with my parents. By the way, I’m at this phase in my life where I hate everything my mother does. Please don’t attribute it to teenage angst. I think I’m way past that point now, thank you very much.

Anyway, my mother has been acting super motherly since I’ve been back in a clear attempt to compensate for empty nest syndrome. So one day while I was at work she decided to clean my room, and make my bed. And what, of course, did she find? I had been wearing the device before I went to bed the previous night, and there it was, lying in between the sheets like a forgotten condom wrapper.

Apparently she didn’t know what to make of the mighty Andro. Perhaps that’s the only thing that’s saved me. Or maybe she was playing dumb. But when she asked me what it was, I once again lied and said it was “some kind of guitar thing.” I then came up with some bullshit explanation that I wasn’t exactly sure what it did, because some else had given it to me. In hindsight, I wish I had just told her it was something that had to do with drugs. I’d rather my mother thought I smoked crack than did penis exercises.

Well I think it’s appropriate that I leave on this note. It’s been real, it’s been fun, it’s been real fun. I, for one, am very glad that I’ve had the opportunity to do this. I think if I hadn’t been writing about this, I might have given up much earlier. Down the road if anything really great or really hilarious happens to me, I’ll probably let you know. Also, if anyone has any further questions about the Andro or SizeGenetics, feel free to ask TheRG, and he’ll either answer them himself, or forward them to me. Overall, I’m really pretty happy about my experience. I mean, my results are not spectacular, but they are results. I mean, what the hell, my penis is bigger now. How can that be bad? If I were to do it all again, I’d probably have done exercises first, and then tried to use the Andro. But now, at least, I have a pretty good plan for the next couple of months. And really, I think I may just do PE in various doses for the rest of my life. It’s not very time consuming, and it works. And as long as it continues to work, or until my cock hits the ground, I’ll keep going.

Peace.

Week 16 Length (Erect): 6.1 inches (15.5 cm)
Week 16 Girth (Erect): 5.49 inches (14 cm)

SizeGenetics: Week 15

My time with you, my faithful audience, is finally drawing to a close. I’ve been looking over my past entries, and I realized something. I very rarely go into any specific nuances about the device. So this week I’ve decided to share with you all of the little tips and tricks I’ve come up with the along the way. Plus, I figure there’s a chance that some of you reading this may actually own the mighty Andro, and have concerns of your own. So here, in no particular order at all, are Anthony’s Nuggets of PE Wisdom.

The most important rule for wearing the Andro is lubrication. If you are jelqing, make sure you use tons of lube. For a long time, I was just using regular old moisturizing lotion to jelq. It worked fine, but recently I switched to using a “personal” lubrication called Astro-Glide. I’ve found that it works better because it lasts longer, and leaves the skin feeling sticky and thick. You may be thinking, “Anthony, why would I want my dick to be sticky?” Because, young butterfly, if your member is a little sticky, the Andro will grasp it more tightly. This will enable a better stretch, and is actually more comfortable because if your glans “slip” and get caught in the device, it’s not pleasant. If you are not jelqing, I’d still recommend that after every shower, you apply a healthy dosage of the some kind of cream. Also, if it’s possible, the best time to wear the device is directly after a shower. Your tissues are relaxed and spongy, and the device can generally be worn for a while afterwards with little to no discomfort. If it was possible for me to do so, I would actually make a hot wrap for myself every time I was about to wear the device. This can be done with a rice sock, or even just a hot washcloth. So for any of you who work at the home, I would recommend trying that.

Second topic: when to wear the device. Contrary to what SizeGenetics suggests, you really cannot wear the device around people. Large, sudden movements are impossible while wearing the device, so even walking quickly can be difficult. It is often fairly noticeable, especially as the device gets longer and extends well above your pant line. Really, the device should be worn only during periods of inactivity, such as while reading or watching TV. Personally, I just never feel comfortable around people while wearing the device.

While removing the device, be really, really careful. The device has a nasty habit of getting really stuck to your skin (it’s a different kind of stuck that with the lube residue; it’s a bad kind of stuck), and if you remove it quickly, it hurts a lot. So when you take off the device, do it slowly and carefully, like removing a band-aid. Also, I’ve tried using a lot of protective coverings; cloths, gauze, even a piece of an ace bandage. But whenever I used a covering, my glans got pinched, and the device didn’t stay on as well. So I generally bareback it. I wish I didn’t have to, because I’m sure it contributes to my skin irritation. But I’ve found no other solution. Once you’ve removed the device, massage any irritated skin, and do your best to get blood flowing. Often I’ll try and jelq a little bit, but if time is a factor I wouldn’t recommend that. Don’t put the device back on until your skin has returned to a relatively normal color. Yes, the Andro will temporary make your skin red. I’ve never once had my skin turn blue, or had any real problems with circulation. Just use pain as a guide, and you’ll never wear the device for too long. If all the…uh…“massaging” has left you with an erection, don’t try and put the device on. I actually am too wide to fit into the device while erect (I’m a little bigger at the base), so definitely don’t try and force your member into the device. Just wait until you’re almost totally flaccid again.

I’ve still got one week left, so stay tuned

Week 15 Length (Erect): 6.1 inches (15.5 cm)
Week 15 Girth (Erect): 5.49 inches (14 cm)