Ever just really, really want a back rub? Not necessary a full massage or anything, but just a reassuring physical gesture from anther human being? God, I need that right now.
I’ve had kind of a rough week. I got sick, I stared taking some extra classes (Calculus is fucking retarded), and things have just been kind of shitty. I miss my girlfriend, my left shoulder is killing me, and I’m sitting in the basement of my dorm using a public computer to tell people I’ve never met about the adventures I’m having with my penis. It’s been a rough week.
Speaking of which, my penis is great. Everything is going fine, and I think at this point we could already declare my efforts a success. It’s pretty much my only ray of sunshine right now. Which is pretty messed up, if you think about it. I mean, I’ve had a completely shitty week, and the only positive thing I can say is, “Well at least my penis is getting bigger.”
It just feels rather silly. I mean, when most people think back on the accomplishments of their day they think about the work they’ve done, the people they’ve helped, or maybe even the money they’ve made. I think about how many hours I’ve logged with the Andro-Penis. That isn’t usually the case, but that’s how I felt this week.
I have noticed one negative thing about my program that I thought I would share with everyone. So my penis has grown, yes? I think it looks fantastic when it’s erect, and considering that I already had a pretty decent girth, it’s almost formidable looking. I’m really happy about it. But when it’s flaccid, it looks...a little weird. Due to the constant stretching, I have a lot more skin around my penis. Now bear in mind that I’m talking about really flaccid, like shrinkage flaccid. But it looks like a chubby person’s belly when they bend over. Like, the skin kind of bunches into rings. I’m sorry if this is gross, but I figured it was important to mention. I’m not really concerned about it. After all, I need more skin because the shaft is longer and thicker now. And I don’t really care what my penis looks like flaccid anyway. Plus, I’m circumcised anyway, so a little extra skin can’t really hurt. I also have a working theory that is just temporary, and when the skin gets a little more used to things, it’ll spring back. So I’m okay with it. But, for those of you that might be hyper-sensitive about these kind of things, maybe this is a down side. I’m still confident that the program is safe, and that I’m doing everything right.
And I am really happy about the device. I don’t feel more confident or anything like that, (I never had issues with that anyway) but I have noticed that sex with my girlfriend has gotten better. And I get a little extra thrill now whenever I see my penis, which is definitely nice. Overall, I’m content. I just wish the rest of my life was going as well as my program.
Week 9 Length (Erect): 5.92 inches (15.0 cm)
Week 9 Girth (Erect): 5.42 inches (13.8 cm)